We won't sleep together?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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