can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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