She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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