Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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