Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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