Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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