He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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