Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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