Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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