Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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