yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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