I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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