Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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