So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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