She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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