question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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