So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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