3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Randomize
