I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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