Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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