I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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