He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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