Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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