You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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