As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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