the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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