dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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