Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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