There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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