My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't think brook has ever known best
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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