Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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