Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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