And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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