their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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