you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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