i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
When are your genitals available?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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