It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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