No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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