Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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