...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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