So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize