drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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