he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I touched a dick in church today
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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