She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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