i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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