Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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