Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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