He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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