We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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