i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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