Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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