what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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