erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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